Fat Bastard Auto

Genetic Lineage and Hybrid Nature

The Fat Bastard Auto strain is the result of crossing Goldmember, Monkey Spunk, and Ruderalis, creating a well-balanced hybrid with a 50% Indica / 50% Sativa profile. This genetic blend gives it the resilience and adaptability of ruderalis while retaining the desirable effects and characteristics of both indica and sativa strains. Its lineage is similar to popular hybrids like Gorilla Punch Auto and Gold Leaf Auto, making it a reliable choice for growers.

Flowering Time and Cultivation

Fat Bastard Auto boasts a rapid flowering time of 8 – 10 weeks from seed to harvest, making it ideal for cultivators looking to complete multiple cycles in a single growing season. It is suitable for both indoor and outdoor environments, provided optimal conditions are maintained. The plant is compact, robust, and moderately easy to grow, though vigilance against pests is advised.

Cultivators can enhance yields by using a quality substrate such as perlite, peat, or coco coir and implementing low-stress training (LST) techniques to maintain an even canopy and improve light penetration. With proper care, growers may see an increase in yield of up to 20%.

Effects and Experience

The effects of Fat Bastard Auto are a harmonious blend of the energizing qualities of sativa and the relaxing properties of indica. Users can expect an initial euphoric and uplifting experience, gradually transitioning into a soothing, calming sensation. This balanced profile makes it versatile for different times of day, whether for creative inspiration or unwinding after a long day.

With a THC content of 30-38%, this strain is potent yet well-balanced, offering a rewarding experience that aligns with the best traits of its genetic lineage.

Cultivation Tips and Germination

To germinate Fat Bastard Auto seeds, use sterile tweezers or gloves to handle the seeds and avoid contamination. Set up a germination station by moistening two paper towels and placing the seeds in between, covered with another plate and stored in a warm, dark location. Ensure the paper towels stay moist and check every 4–6 hours. Germination typically occurs within 24–120 hours.

Once sprouted, plant the seeds with the tap root facing down and cover them with about 2 cm of soil. Maintain a temperature range of 69.8 ºF – 78.8 ºF (21 ºC – 26 ºC) and use purified water with a pH of 5.5–6.5. Avoid light exposure during germination and document the process for the three-month germination guarantee.