Fat Bastard Seeds
6 versions 6 seedbanks from €5.70 per seed Photoperiod
- THC
- 34–38%
- Flowering
- 8–10 weeks
- Seeds
- Feminized
- Shops with a price
- 5
Fat Bastard is a balanced hybrid with a potent high and a complex flavor profile, born from Gold Member and Monkey Spunk.
Fat Bastard: family tree
- Parents
- Goldmember × Monkey Spunk
- Grandparents
- Gorilla Glue #4 Lilac Diesel
- Landrace roots
- Durban Poison Afghani Thai Acapulco Gold Colombian Gold
Other sources say (1)
- Gold Member × Monkey Spunk Crop King Seeds, Mary Jane's Garden, Sonoma Seeds
Lineage as declared by the seedbanks: sometimes they disagree.
Fat Bastard: all versions compared
| Type | Genetics | Links | |||||
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 BlimburnFat Bastard |
Feminized | 34% | 8–10 weeks | Goldmember x Monkey Spunk | €5.70/seed 50 seeds · €284.85 | 1 | View Buy Code MWAQ0TB 10% |
 WeedSeedsExpressFat Bastard |
Feminized | 38% | 8–9 weeks | Goldmember x Monkey Spunk | €6.40/seed 10 seeds · €64.00 | 1 | View Buy |
 Mary Jane's GardenFat Bastard |
Feminized | 34% | 8–10 weeks | Gold Member x Monkey Spunk | €8.53/seed 25 seeds · €213.28 | 1 | View Buy |
 Crop King SeedsFat Bastard Feminized |
Feminized | 34% | 8–10 weeks | Gold Member x Monkey Spunk | €8.55/seed 25 seeds · €213.81 | 1 | View Buy |
 Sonoma SeedsFat Bastard |
Feminized | 34% | 8–10 weeks | Gold Member x Monkey Spunk | €8.55/seed 25 seeds · €213.81 | 1 | View Buy |
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World Wide CultivarsFat Bastard
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Feminized | 34% | 8–10 weeks | Goldmember x Monkey Spunk | No price yet | 0 | View |
About Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard is a photoperiod hybrid with a 50% sativa and 50% indica ratio, offering a balanced effect that starts with an energetic euphoria and transitions into relaxation. Its aroma and flavor include notes of pear, pepper, apricot, blueberry, and peach, depending on the version. With THC levels around 34%, it delivers a strong, smooth high that’s both uplifting and calming.
This strain grows relatively quickly, with a flowering time of 8–10 weeks. It produces a moderate to high yield, ranging from 550 to 700 g/m², and has a sturdy structure that suits both indoor and outdoor cultivation. It’s not particularly difficult to grow, making it a solid choice for growers with some experience.
- Feminized versions from all three seedbanks offer consistent results, but Sonoma Seeds includes detailed flavor notes, while Crop King Seeds highlights its high THC range and potency.
Fat Bastard suits growers looking for a well-rounded hybrid with a potent effect and a rewarding harvest. It’s ideal for those who enjoy a balanced high that’s both mentally stimulating and physically relaxing, with the added benefit of a rich and varied flavor profile.
Effects mentioned by the seedbanks
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Relaxed
4/6
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Euphoric
3/6
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Energetic
2/6
Frequently asked questions
Where can I buy the cheapest Fat Bastard seeds?
The lowest price per seed right now is the Blimburn version: €5.70 per seed (pack of 50 at €284.85 from Blimburn).
Which Fat Bastard has the most THC?
The seedbanks list THC between 34% and 38%; the highest value is declared by WeedSeedsExpress (38%).
Is there an autoflowering version of Fat Bastard?
Not in our catalogue at the moment: all versions listed here are photoperiod.
How long does Fat Bastard take to flower?
According to the seedbanks, 8–10 weeks.
How many seedbanks sell Fat Bastard?
We list 6 versions from 6 seedbanks; 5 shops currently show a price.